To the Editor of the New York Times:
Senator Warren reads truthful statements about Senator Sessions. The accurate descriptions of Senator Sessions are so execrable that Senator McConnell correctly deems Senator Sessions to have been impugned. But he has an antique solution for a fellow senator’s being revealed as a scumbag. Hence, Senator Warren is gagged by Rule 19 and Senator Sessions is advanced to be Attorney General of the United States of America.
Did I miss anything?